Connect the dots of your spiritual downloads and finally stop buying the lies that keep you in the healing loop
When you are so fucking stuck on the spiritual fucking ladder,
trying to do everything fucking right.
there's no such thing as “I am doing everything right”.
You can't fucking work out why you are feeling so shit and why everything is working for everyone else, but you feel like you are so behind. You have fucking amazing downloads from consciousness and you know that you are spiritual as fuck.
But the dots aren't fucking connecting…
It can feel like, if you stop doing the work,
everything will fall apart.
What are my children mirroring in me? What is that person triggering in me?
And you become totally fucking hyper-diligent on what people are saying, what they are mirroring, what do you have to work on next?
It becomes so fucking ingrained in your body
and your cells and your mindset.
You’ve tried all the fucking shit. Just like everyone has. Manifestation, Law of Attraction masterminds, coaches, therapy, so many certificates, like breathwork, fucking all the shit! Plant medicine, meditation, mindset, sageing your treatment room. Is it my routine? Am I not fucking eating right? ALL the fucking shit.
Buying the lies,
Still the same shit…
How much longer can your soul survive the gap between
what you know you are and how you’re actually living?
Until you realise,
that you are, TRULY,
the one you’ve been waiting for
And nothing, no coach, no healer, gets to fix or heal you, but you.
You need to look within yourself, not outside of yourself.
You are the magic pill.
Every day you wake up and you don't do something based on what you think is going to make you a better person. You do something knowing who you are now, entirely, in all your bodies, in all your mindset, in all your shit, in all your gorgeousness, in all your magic. This is where You Heal or Die.
I’m Linda, THe Unfuck Ninja
I think the hardest thing for me to admit…is that I wasn’t actually stuck because I hadn’t healed enough. I was stuck because I kept trying to fix me and I didn’t know how to get off the spiritual train, I believed it was my only choice for me to have all of me.
I could tell you why I was triggered, where it came from, what part of me it was (never feeling whole) I had all the awareness for myself and my clients. But in truth I felt something was broken in me. And I needed fixing. I was still choosing the same things, relationships, money blocks, you know the shit.
I was looking at how wonderful the other spiritual modalities, peeps, gurus, friends, insta reels were. I used to tell myself “I’m working on it”, “I’m processing”, “I just need more time”…but if I’m being really honest, nothing was actually changing and the part that fucked with me the most was I knew how fucking aware and conscious I am.
The feeling inside that I was not spiritual enough was keeping me locked in a pattern of constant seeking, even with all the spiritual modalities I was practicing. I was looking outside of myself, thinking I was broken.
And that’s when I called myself out on my own BS. “Okay… how long are you going to fake it till you make it? How can I be the “magic pill” for my clients and still feel like a shit show inside?” That’s when things started shifting, I UNFUCKED myself; acknowledging I can t change my past (it got me here), peace in my mind, body and soul is my new currency.
No one is coming to fucking save me. I am my own hero and magic fucking pill and not because I found something new but because I stopped letting myself sit in the same patterns, programming and belief systems that where driving my thoughts to make me believe I needed to be fixed to be spiritual.
Just because I could explain and quantumfiy the process didn’t mean shit. I saw the “spiritual train” for what it really is …just another industry to keep me stuck and in a loop of constant healing.
I UNFUCKED MYSELF form having to heal myself and so can you.
This is for THOSE WHO:
are exhausted from the old BS stories
are seeking more peace for themselves
human, artist, healer, coach, alien
MOFO’s ready to live their best life
stuck in a program or pattern
seeking someone else to heal you
looking outside themselves for validation
This is NOT for:
if you are not ready to take responsibility for your story
don’t believe you can heal and want to die
not open to magic and possibilities
blame others for your shit
suffer from selective hearing
live under a rock
What you’ll get:
BS, story and programming unwiring.
Full clarity around who you are, your Path and your joy.
Mindset shifts that cuts through the Healing loop.
Practical:
A digital program that you can do whenever you want, where ever you are.
Modules how to go inward and unfuck yourself.
Activations and guided clearings to support your Transformation.
